EndlessHope Guild

One die in the castle town in Hyrule, Link went to the bar, he sat and said: i would a beer please.

_ok, 3 rupees

So Link put 1 rupee on the extreme left, 1 rupee in the middle and 1 last on the extreme right, The bartender was pissed and had to make a walk for each rupee he wanted to take.

The next day he did the same thing.

And another day.

But then he came back to the bar and asked for a beer, 3 rupees, then he put a blue rupee (5 rupees), so when the bartender wanted to give him back the money, he put 1 rupee in the extreme left and another rupee in the extreme right( he wanted to pay link back for the thing he kept doing every day).

And suddenly, Link said: i would like one more beer, and put one rupee in the middle.

By JayBrawlxx.

After dying, James, Josh and Bob went died.

Jesus said, if you want to go to heaven youll have to climb these 100 stepped stairs, on each step ull see a neked girl, if you erect, youll go to hell.

15 stairs, james erected, 1 way trip to hell.

38 stairs, josh erected, same thing.

99th step, arriving near Jesus he erects.

By JayBrawlxx, never tell this joke to a gay guy.